This would have been fun! Oh well…..sorry Newt, no lunar colony next year.
After Newt’s fallout in last Tuesday’s primaries, Gingrich will be calling it quits next week and handing over the reigns of the Republican Party to good old, everyday Joe, “How you doing there neighbor?”, “I AM JUST LIKE YOU!! I PAY TAXES…Well my money does it for me…but that’s besides the point”, Mitt Romney. I think it would have been kinda cool to colonize the moon. Though the idea is totally irrational and I think it would have brought upon an intergalactic civil war between the people of the earth and the moon, but it still would have been cool (note to self, write an intergalactic civil war script. I see a HBO series here.) The point is, Newt had dreams and now they’re gone…..like dust in the wind and cheap gasoline prices.
Art by Bas Van Oerie